Downplaying the herd of elephants in the closet...

Dare I hope that the misplaced "hundreds of tons of high explosives" can compromise or abolish the wall of deceit built and actively maintained by W Incorporated? Although I shutter to think of the hundreds or thousands of people that will find themselves paying the price in terms of shrapnel wounds (and worse) for our incompetence , I take solice in the fact that from day one, the Iraqi Oil Ministry was well protected. Had we not ebraced this seemingly radical prioritization, gas prices might have soared to record levels by now. Oops!

I'm waiting with bated breath for a proclamation from the administration that the explosives were stolen by hoards of thankful Iraqis, hell-bent on blowing up statues, palaces and other vestiges of Saddam's reign of terror.

Maybe they're converting them into fireworks to celebrate the elections in January...

Naaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh